Mosque at Ground Zero?

Not until they open of these next door...

Beard Benefit Banter

Benefits of having a mustache that I'm missing right now.

• Sweat filtering
• Helps mask your stank breath
• Makes drinking from a 20oz Pepsi Max bottle easier (not forming such a tight seal

There are also a few drawbacks of shaving all your facial hair

• Your small children will wonder who you are
• Your wife will laugh hystaricaly for 10 minutes at your weird face and tell you to grow it back
• Gauges how much weight you've gained by discovering new chins
• All the food you miss doesn't get caught in your beard, falls in your lap

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Deal Alert

Goodwill has this on sale for $2, no more bathroom breaks during those long trips!